Article - Selling Sunset Fashion Review
THE TOP 5 SELLING SUNSET SEASON 6 oUTFITS TO WEAR TO YOUR BILLIONAIRE EX-HUSBAND’S FUNERAL - A DEFINITIVE GUIDE
The outfit choices on Selling Sunset are just that - choices.
Which looks on the show are your favorites and which ones would give you heart palpitations at the mere thought of putting them on probably depends on your opinion about the acceptable amount of midriff one can show in a work office (see below). But it cannot be denied that Selling Sunset, now in its sixth season, has evolved from merely a workplace drama into a platform for participants to grow their personal brands and style, thus gifting us with some truly outrageous, mindboggling fashion moments.
Chelsea Lazkani is certainly serving something with this not-so-HR-friendly apparel…
And just as the women on Selling Sunset theoretically sell houses for a living (though that has always been a bit of a side hustle for their true jobs on the show - engaging in intoxicated yelling matches) I too could, in theory, imagine a life in their fantasy world of fancy houses and flashy cars. If that’s not the power of reality TV, then I don’t know what is.
So come with me on a journey, as we insert ourselves into the world of Selling Sunset and ask the hard-hitting, big-picture questions:
If I was going to my billionaire ex-husband’s funeral… what Selling Sunset outfit would I wear?
No shade, but Christine, you might want to take notes.
She may no longer be on Selling Sunset, but Christine Quinn and - checks notes - Rich Husband Guy™️ will always be in my heart.
AND THE TOP 5 OUTFITS ARE…
5. KISS OF DEATH
Starting off strong with this eye-catching number, the standout moment of this look is not the horn-shaped accents, the cutouts, or even the sparkles, but that bold pop of red lip. That lip alone says “I have secrets to share.” Put that together with the undeniable aura of confidence that comes with having multiple zeroes on the end of your net worth and this look is destined to be a funeral showstopper.
4. THE DEVIL WEARS SHOULDER PADS
Color, to a funeral? Groundbreaking. Let’s be real, you only wear this kind of look when you want to lean into the “only married for money” rumors and “she-devil” nicknames. And that’s the whole purpose of this look - to not just steal the conversation, but to be the conversation. So what if a rich guy died? You can consider all the funeral attendees officially deceased after catching one look of this devilish diva strutting in.
3. FUNERAL MARCH CHIC
This is probably one of the most obvious choices on the list. It’s black, it’s fashion, but it’s also giving “with heavy hearts we are here today” thanks to the sheer weight of that fabric. And while the huge bib necklace and shades are taking this look in the direction of the space age, it is still giving the perfect balance of mournful and “about to hit the runway” to receive a well-deserved spot on this list.
2. MY PRESENCE ALONE IS A BLESSING
Now, this one might be a controversial pick. Is it too casual, is it too much leg and too little skirt for funeral attire? And I hear those concerns, but ask you to consider the following: that is exactly what makes it so perfect. The girl in this look is not defined by her connection to the man in the casket and is letting everybody know just that. She is there to be observed and to exist as the enigma that she is. Her name should end in a question mark because she is not definitive, she is ever-changing. Social rules be damned, she is that girl. Remembered, but never known. Held, but never had. She is anything she wants to be.
1. REVENGE IS BEST SERVED SEXY
Let’s be honest, was this hypothetical competition even really a competition when it came down to any other outfit versus this next look? It’s giving “payback is a bitch dressed in black” with a side of “eat your heart out, Princess Diana.”
Is it absurd to imagine showing up to a funeral in a dress that can be best described as “got tangled up in my seat belt and turned it into fashion?” 100% yes.
It’s outrageous, it’s pure spectacle, it’s just north of glamourous and just south of pure tacky.
And honestly, that’s everything a perfect outfit from Selling Sunset should be.